Everyday, at Exactly Noon, Every Single Polynesian Goes Cross-Eyed

That's why they are better known as "Natures Timepieces"


Anonymous Andy said...

I am glad you have made it your mission to deliver these truths to the masses of americans who live in blissful ignorance eating their sinful rice crispies.

11:31 AM, July 23, 2006  
Blogger The Stationary Vagabond said...

The secret is: We do it for laughs. The look on Magellan's face was priceless when a feast of 3300 Chamorros went silent and stared cross-eyed at him for 30 second during an eclipse.

12:28 AM, May 15, 2009  

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