New Yorkers Lack The Ability To Recognize Faces

Instead they have developed a complex vocabulary of profanity, with each member of society issuing their own unique scatological song upon meeting another of their species

In Albania All Judges Have Been Replaced With Magic 8-Balls

Hey, it's still better then Texas

The Chief Export of Turkey Is the Filling They Use in Hot Pockets

They toil night and day to mine it from deep within the earth's crust, at the cost of many, many Turkish lives each year


Maori Tribesmen Have an Innate Sense of Insurance Law

In their culture you aren't considered a man until you've finished your first 42-H claimant redundancy projection