Southern Baptists Deny the Existence of Nocturnal Animals
Leviticus 22:15 - If you see an animal out at night it means you must have woken it up your- damn-self. I am the Lord
posted by Anonymous at 7:22 PM
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3 Comments:
Great site! Thanks for making me laugh.
HA My dad's family is Southern Baptist and that sounded like a direct quote for sure!
That's a fascinating perspective on nighttime encounters with animals.
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