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4 Comments:
you are a flippin' genius! the shorter captions kill me.
how have i lived without knowing this?
Oh God, that just cracked me up so badly.
Ow! Ow ow owww *dammit* OWW OUCH!
You, Sir, have made me break my chair with your post. One of the two five-inch L-shape steel reinforcements I added in 1987 to my favorite Big Ugly Chair is rent asunder, a hideous bruise is (de)forming my bum, there are snot flecks all over this lapdog's touchpad and keyboard, my brain reports that it is plain broke ... and THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Please send your check in the amount of $7.90 to cover angle bracket replacement to P.O.Box 66, Mountain View, CA 94041.
Cpacebo.
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