White People Secretly Know How to Breathe Underwater
But they won't teach anyone else
posted by Anonymous at 5:30 PM
Wednesday
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4 Comments:
It's true. That's why little middle class kids have teaparties at the bottom of pools. They're being trained.
This explains why there weren't any ethnic merpeople in The Little Mermaid!
I'll never tell you how!
Loved reading thiis thanks
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